Los nuevos dementes de siempre

No sé por qué razón me llegan seguido proposiciones de éste tipo. Sé qué otros también son tentados, pero en esta ocasión la invitación a volverse rico es personalizada y parece ligeramente menos inverosímil. ¿Hay alguien que desee hacerse pasar por mí y compartir la herencia? La de hoy es una de las invitaciones más disparatada de todas. Estos divertidos explotadores del sueño ajeno debieran ser linchados públicamente... Porque si bien uno desde hace rato descartó la posibilidad de hacerse rico, tales terroristas mediáticos irrigan melancolía al remontarnos a una situación utópica que contrasta con el presente: ¿qué haríamos con treinta palos del color de este blog? Sólo pensar que podría comprar una de las doce botellas de éste single malt...


Attention,Coelho

With good faith i have come to you about this Legitimate Business of mine, but l must first introduce to you myself. I am Mr COLLINS MAGUNS of Union Bank Plc.I am the personnel account manager of Mr. Patrick Coelho (Sir) a national of your country, who used to work with shell development company here in Nigeria. On the 21st April 2001, our customer, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along agama express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of his extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by our customer before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by our bank where he exposited sum off US$ 30 million dollars in our bank the Union BankPlc the banking guidelines of Union Bank Plc stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed for over a period of time 3 years and few months, with the account unserviceable the money will be Confiscated and this will happen after the next ten days if nobody comes for the money Since we have not seen anybody for the money and his property for the

last two years and our bank has been notifying the Rotary club for !the past one year, now I seek your consent to present yourself as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$ 30 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money.

I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please, you can get in touch with me through this email:collins1980@yahoo.com

Best regards,

COLLINS MAGUNS.

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